QDB: 50 Random Quotes

<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?

(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)

(PrimoPyro) *bloop*

(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"

(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...

this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?

what's a working efnet server?

an oxymoron?

<+DCBastard> just a jpg

<@m00cow> what of ?

<+DCBastard> apache ah-64

<@m00cow> i've got an apache

<@m00cow> webserver that is

In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment.

I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64.

I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour?

I had a thought

Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.

at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.

i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd

but i will give it a stern talking to

Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches.

Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?

i wanna get paid to be on you

ùíù You're now known as

<@> wtf

<@> what nick am I

why are you helping her to knock you?

coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right'

you know you're a hich when

ya can't spell "hick"

(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa,but he is the nickname man(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535(Griff) he's St. NickServ

Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours

rofl

I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number

which is fake

yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get home...and BAM

Herpies

Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...

`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade

`007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade

Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay..

She was like "what school did you come from?" "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"

(Null-O): Women without teeth give the best head.

(Null-O): They "gum it".

[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]

[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]

[N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm.

:)

chanel sex, eh?

with 40 males and 15 bots

[sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity

what kind of people make computer programs?

programmers

alright

I think thats what Im going to tech school for

i need a manpurse

but a dressy one

hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today

<[X]odus> wow

wow what?

* Idiot has quit IRC

that'll be the day...

http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/katsucon-09-042.jpg

AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI COSTUME

i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default

i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up though

made out with her bf?

no

made out with her

boyfriend..

ok, its all a lie

i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless

yep

you were great

haha

can i have another go?

nope

please?

you dont have to pay me this time!

how can you have another go if it never happened?

are you in denial now!?

no, denial is a river in egypt

no, thats the nile

yes thats what i said

I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine.

gunkaaa??

gunkaaa is teh mastah haxor

gunkaaa??

gunkaaa: It's not rape if they can't say no.

:o

wtf

where did that come from

<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9

<@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles

hah

for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed

\+\

(>^^(>**)>

catholic priest kirby!

<+sampson> i'm such a fag i setup winxp to look like osx

the first Matrix was damn nice for an action movie. for an action movie.

Corny as hell endings.

Yes.

Someone dies. Hell, let's bring 'em back to life with a kiss, it works in Disney flicks!

Neo kisses Smith?

thanks for spoiling it for me, asstart.

my boss is a moron

he walked in an i had left mirc open

he asked what it was...

bussiness relations?

i told him a new support program by microsoft

:)

haha

he says" do i need it"

lol

i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs

WTFLOL

he asks what's a n00b

omg

i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers

Oh no!  How will Macgyver escape this debacle?

<+Shaezerus> Duct tape, chewing gum, and an orbital laser (made from duct tape and chewing gum).

i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me

Vortosis:The best line is something my friend Brandon yelled at a chick across the street while we were skating

Vortosis:"Hey wanna go half and half on a baby!?"